Well, I have three great children and a very beautiful wife. I do have one Father's Day suggestion. Considering the fact that cards do not usually get here on time (I guess the pony express isn't what it used to be) we should expand the whole thing and make it a father's day week. Speaking of Father's day, I came across a video recently that listed 10 things that dad would never say.
#10 - Well, how 'bout that?' I'm lost, Looks like we will have to stop and ask for directions.
#9 - You know pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
#8 - I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.
#7 - Here's that credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY CHILD!!!
#6 - What?! What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skatin' not good enough for you son?
#5 - Your mother and I are going away for the weekend. You may want to consider throwing a party.
#4 - Well, I don't know what's the matter with your car. Some sort of doo-hickey is broke or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
#3 - No child of mine is going to live under this roof without a punk rock hair-cut and multiple piercings. Now quit your belly-aching and let's get to the mall.
#2 - Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
#1 - Father's Day? AAhh don't worry about that. It's no big deal.
stay off the paved road...
---craig
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Happy Father's day
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