1. BP Oil Spill - "Blaming consumes a great deal of time that can be better spent solving problems."
2. 16 Yr. Old rescued in the Indian Ocean - "It's 10 o'clock do you know where your child is?"
3. Vuvuzela noise makers at the world cup - "When in South Africa ..."
4. Democratic primary in South Carolina - "This Al Green doesn't sing or preach."
5. Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning and burned to the ground - "Never make a statue out of foam or fiberglass (especially one of Jesus)."

stay off the paved road ...
--craig
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